Category: pun

  • episode 33

    (moss icily)

  • to be read as a voice-over from a classic detective movie

    [Sounds of a city at night echo in the background. Gentle saxophone music drifts atmospherically. Cue voice over in phony American accent.] My name is Nuke. Nuke Lear. it was late in the evening and I was already in bed. It was pouring down outside. There was a tap on the door. I turned it…

  • Biblical puns

    “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” This quip is attributed to businessman Robert C.Gallagher. It is clever because of the play on the word ‘change’ and because most of us have been frustrated by vending machines. If you have explored my blog you will know that I love wordplay. Last night I had…