I had a leaflet arrive along with an order that I received yesterday. It was for ‘Specialist Golf Insurance’. For just £29.99 per year my golf could be insured. I was intrigued by the concept of ‘Specialist Golf Insurance’ so did not bin the leaflet immediately. I wanted to see what would be covered…
There is a ‘new for old’ policy for golf equipment that is stolen, lost or damaged.
It covers personal liability for up to £5million (in case I get sued for a wayward shot?)
It covers personal accidents (presumably from all the scratches I get rummaging around in the bushes looking for wayward balls that are not stopped by hitting people).
There is cover for accidental damage to Third Party Property (presumably windows damaged by wayward shots that miss the people and the bushes).
There is cover for dental treatment. Yes, you did read that right: dental treatment. I assume that’s for when you hit a wayward shot against a tree and it pings back and breaks your teeth, Tom and Jerry style.
There is an amount to cover hiring golf equipment if you have suffered loss or theft.
And there’s an amount to cover repaying some of your Club Subscription, presumably if you are recovering from the dental treatment mentioned above.
There is one more aspect to the cover, which I love.
There is £150 available for if you score a hole in one, to cover the bar bill. (It is traditional to buy everyone a drink in the bar after you have scored a hole in one).
I love the idea of insuring against such a brilliant thing happening. Personally I can’t imagine ever hitting a green in one, never mind getting the ball in the hole with just one shot, but it does happen and if you take out this insurance you will be protected from a hefty bar bill.
I wonder if the Baptist Insurance Company should offer the following extras on their policies for churches.
Insuring against someone coming to faith: provides a sum of money to have a party in the church when someone becomes a Christian.
Insuring against baptisms: provides money for towels, increased water useage and mopping up afterwards.
Insuring against new members: buys membership cards, additional printing of minutes and agendas for meetings and any additional printing, pays for an extra cushion for the hard pews.
Insuring against God moving in the church: pays for tissues (tears of joy or sadness), sedation for Ministers (when someone says that the sermon spoke to them), replacing burnt dinners because the service went on longer, therapy for children’s group leaders who have longer with the little darlings than expected.
I hope you realise my tongue is firmly in my cheek as I wrote the above, but the idea of insuring against good news got me thinking silly thoughts.
How about we think of all the good things that God is doing at the moment and instead of insuring against them we thank God for them, encourage one another with them and tell people beyond the church about them?
Be blessed, be a blessing.
(I have not currently taken out the insurance)