To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas – you can sing through it in reverse order and cover each day individually if you want (and please bear in mind the sentiment behind yesterday’s bloggage: it’s not a grumble and it’s very tongue-in-cheek):

On the Twelfth day of Christmas this was my ministry

Eating twelve more mince pies

Thanking eleven helpers

Ten late arrivals

Nine ‘Hark the Heralds’

Eating eight more mince pies

Preparing seven sermons

Six nativity plays

Five mince pies

Four turkey dinners

Three broken bulbs

Two days off

And a fresh encounter with The Baby

Be blessed, be a blessing