A friend of mine (thanks Nick) sent me this picture from England’s World Cup training camp. Caption is underneath. Any alternative suggestions?

Fabio: “I said, ‘I need to discuss tactics with you Wayne,’ and he said, ‘I don`t really like mints boss’”
OR
Fabio: “Whatta you thinka of my brillianta idea: ifa we are alosing against Germany I willa bring on Heskeya so they thinka we don’t care. It willa lull them into a false sensea of security and then Heskey tears off his face and reveals Geoffa Hurst. Itsa like Mission Impossiblea”
Others: [thinks] “It’s gonna be Mission Impossible all right. He’s lost it!”
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