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holiday joke

This joke is for everyone who is going on holiday by plane this year. (Warning, not for those with weak stomachs).

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet. He knows he can’t climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

“So,” says the little guy, “are you feeling better now?”

Joke from http://jokes.christiansunite.com/

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    Mark

    LOL This is my favourite joke of all time! At a Baptist church I used to go to, there was once a man from a bluegrass music group that was visiting the church, and he told this joke, too. In his case, he told it as though he was the little guy. He said he got airsick and threw up all over the man sitting beside him, just like in this joke. lol

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