Why did the Baptist Minister cross the road?
Possible answers include:
It was the chicken’s day off She was tied to the chicken To show the hedgehog it was possible To get to the other side* Because he didn’t know any good jokes To jump in a big puddle
Be blessed, be a blessing (and be grateful that I stopped when I did!)
You must be able to do better…
*This punchline works if they get run over too (other side aka heaven)