Great news. I’m pleased to be able to announce an incredible Black Friday deal. You won’t be able to find a better one!
You can get a fresh start in life, forgiveness for the past, a relationship with God, a helper who is always with you, live life in all its fullness, a global family of billions, the sting of death drawn so you can experience eternity in God’s presence, and a promise that it won’t be easy.
And for one day only you can get all of this ABSOLUTELY FREE.
That’s right, it won’t cost you a penny. The price has already been paid (see Good Friday).
Terms and conditions apply – you need to be willing to allow God’s Spirit to change you, admit past failings and turn away from them, acknowledge that your fresh start in life is a gift from God made possible by Jesus and live your life accordingly.
This offer has previously been available at any of God’s outlets (aka churches) on any day of the year at the same price.
Be blessed, be a blessing.