nukelearfishing – the random and occasionally humorous musings of a Baptist Minister who is trying to be a free sample of Jesus and discover God in the ordinary.

(These musings don’t necessarily represent the views of the church I serve)
  • [expletive deleted]

    Dear loyal Bloggist, Thank you for bearing with me during my recent cold. I am sorry that the inspiration levels were low, but mucous and phlegm have that effect on me. But now my nose has stopped training for a marathon and my throat has decided that it’s perhaps alright to breathe and swallow without…

  • blerggh

    Still feeling grotty today. Inspiration is at a low ebb and it feels like I am trying to think through custard. If that last simile is not proof enough of my lack of creativity or coherence I don’t know what is! So I will simply offer you a thought – whether a glass is half…

  • the weather is above me

    Why do we describe someone who is unwell as ‘under the weather’? Are we ever above the weather? We may be ‘on top of the world’ I suppose… Anyway, there was no blog today because I am feeling unwell. Sorry.

  • running commentary

    I have been reflecting on Eric Liddell. His story is best known from the film Chariots of Fire which I am sure we will see a lot of in the lead up to London 2012. He was a strong believer in Jesus and believed that competing in the Olympics on a Sunday was dishonouring to God.…

  • Sermon illustrations by Dave Walker

    CartoonChurch.com » Cartoon » Sermon illustrations. Wonderful cartoon that offers us some new ways of bringing the Bible to life

  • Back to School again :)

    It’s the first day of a new school term for the sproglets in our house. Mr Tall had to pump up the tyres on his bike, having only just thought to check. He couldn’t find the pump. Cue Dad getting out the electric pump for car tyres. Little Miss Splosh only just thought to ask…

  • inspired by toads

    This evening I will be making Toad in the Hole for our tea. That is not a particularly ambitious meal, I admit, but I will be making it from scratch, not just getting a pre-made one out of the freezer and reheating it. Even so, I realise that this is perhaps not the sort of earth-shattering…

  • Here in my car…

    As I was driving to church yesterday I glanced in my rear-view mirror (I do that occasionally to see what mayhem I have caused) and noticed that the man behind me was busy eating a doughnut as he drove along. His insurance claim form would have been interesting if he had crashed. This morning I…

  • communion prayer

    Loving God, we give you thanks for all your gifts. In love you gave us Jesus your Son to rescue us from sin and death. To the darkness Jesus came as your light. With signs of faith and words of hope he touched untouchables with love and washed the guilty clean. This is his story.…

  • kneeling

    I have hurt my knee. I slipped down a step and it feels like I strained the ligaments behind the knee. I am not telling you this for sympathy, but because it is the sort of injury that I can forget for a while until I move my leg in a direction that makes me wince. It…