Freshly found fragments from Genesis 6

“Ahem”

“Eh? What? Who’s that?!”

“Ahem, it’s God.”

“Oh. Hello.”

“I’d like you to do something for me.”

“Of course. Anything. You name it, I’ll do it.”

“Wonderful. I would like you to build me a boat.”Carpenter Series 1

“A boat? You want to go sailing?”

“No. A big boat.”

“A big boat. Here, in the desert?”

“Yes, I can’t think of a better place to build a boat.”

“Ooookaaaay. You do realise that there are not many trees around here to use to build a little boat, never mind a big boat?”

“Yup.”

“And you do realise that I have never built a boat before in my life.”

“Yup.”

“And you do realise that everyone is going to think I have lost my marbles.”

“Yup.”

“And you still want me to build you a big boat?”

“Yup.”

“Why does it have to be so big?”

“Ahem, well, you are going to have some companions.”

“Some companions?”

“Yup.”

[God whispers in Noah’s ear].

“You have got to be kidding me God!”

“If I was kidding I would have started with ‘Have you heard the one about the bloke who built an enormous boat in the desert…'”

“So you are serious about this.”

“Yup.”

“Ahem. You know I said ‘You name it, I’ll do it’…”

 

Even God’s foolishness is wiser than the most intelligent human thought ever.

Be blessed, be a blessing.

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