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Category: Jesus jokes

  • divine comedy

    Today is another rescheduled day off because of work on my normal day off. So this bloggage is (in true Blue Peter craft activity style) one I made earlier. Yesterday, in fact. Enjoy. I was preparing for Sunday morning’s service, which is an amazing service in which we will baptise 3 believers by immersion and…

  • Biblical puns

    “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” This quip is attributed to businessman Robert C.Gallagher. It is clever because of the play on the word ‘change’ and because most of us have been frustrated by vending machines. If you have explored my blog you will know that I love wordplay. Last night I had…

  • lol, hmmm

    Following yesterday’s heavy bloggage, today there is some levity… I have just acquired a book by Milton Jones: “10 second sermons.” Don’t get too excited if you are part of the church where I minister, I am not planning to emulate him. But I thought it would be worth sharing some of them with you.…

  • Jester minute

    I sometimes wonder if I am too frivolous. Not just with the bloggerel that I churn out, although I do feel somewhat lightweight compared to other more worthy and theologically profound blogs, but generally. I can often see something from a slightly different perspective that is at least humorous, if not funny. I like that. It helps…

  • wood you believe it?

    I had a sense of satisfaction on Saturday after I successfully installed two shelves onto a wall in my study. Not only have they stayed up, but when I put the spirit level on them at the end they were both perfectly level! I am a DIY Expert! Or not. I can correctly identify 11…

  • A smile on God’s face

    I am convinced that God has a sense of humour. You only have to consider the fact that he called me to be a Minister to have your hackles of suspicion raised. A little more theological deduction and you may suggest that having a sense of humour is inherently human and God made us… therefore…