Category: lawyer joke
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choose your battles wisely
I used to be a litigation lawyer. I say this by way of a statement of fact, not as a confession. One of the things that the solicitor who was the head of the litigation department taught me was to discern which cases to settle and which to fight. This meant that when I went…
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none the wiser?
I used to be a lawyer. This meant I was often the recipient of lawyer-related humour such as: Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy. Tombstone inscription: Here lies Thomas Barnes – an honest man and a lawyer. Observer: “How did they fit three people in one grave?” They are funny in their own limited way. I…
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Bicycles hurt
Today I rode my new bike into town and back for the first time. I can’t believe how many different muscles now hurt. Surely there should be some sort of law preventing such self-inflicted torture. It’s all very well Queen singing ‘I want to ride my bicycle’ but they missed off the verse about all…
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Another point of view launched into the ether
So… way later than the keen bloggers I have finally decided to air my thoughts on the web. “Why did you take so long?” I hear you ask (or was that “Why didn’t you wait longer”?). Well, to be honest, part of the reason is that other blogs I read seem so wise / funny…
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