nukelearfishing – the random and occasionally humorous musings of a Baptist Minister who is trying to be a free sample of Jesus and discover God in the ordinary.

(These musings don’t necessarily represent the views of the church I serve)
  • wheeeeeeee

    While on holiday last week we went as a family to Alton Towers. Sally enjoyed a more sedate time than the rest of us, but she was happy ‘pootling’ around, holding bags and not being thrown around, turned upside down and facing near death experiences. Thomas, Hannah and I enjoyed the range of rollercoasters. We started…

  • why?

    I was on a train a while ago with a number of different passengers. I suspect that we were all riveted by two of our travelling companions. There was a small child and his mum. The child was looking out of the window and asking his mum questions about what he saw: “Why is that…

  • many are called but few want to be chosen

    I am fascinated by what is happening to the England football team. They seriously underperformed at the recent World Cup and people have said it is because they were too tired. Well lots of the other teams at the World Cup have players who play in the English Premier League and their get up and…

  • I’m back dook

    Hello, and sorry to anyone who has been anxiously waiting for me to resume my bloggerel. The bloggage has been removed. Basically I was away from home for a week’s holiday in the Peak District. We were staying in Swanwick (not at the Hayes Conference Centre) and travelled around a lot. One of the things I…

  • holiday joke

    This joke is for everyone who is going on holiday by plane this year. (Warning, not for those with weak stomachs). A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately…

  • the hills are alive with…

    I have a confession. I really don’t like The Sound of Music. That’s the musical / film, not the sound of music in general. It all seems just a bit too sickly sweet for me. But there is one song that I like in the film: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens  Bright copper kettles…

  • extra bonus post

    A friend of mine (thanks Nick) sent me this picture from England’s World Cup training camp. Caption is underneath. Any alternative suggestions? Fabio: “I said, ‘I need to discuss tactics with you Wayne,’ and he said, ‘I don`t really like mints boss’” OR Fabio: “Whatta you thinka of my brillianta idea: ifa we are alosing…

  • holidays are coming….

    As we approach August and holidays I am anticipating that these blog entries will become more intermittent than at present. You may be pleased at that thought – you will have less corny jokes to groan at and will be able to spend a little more time doing other things. Let me offer you one…

  • what my walls reveal about me

    Just a quick thought today. … Did you enjoy that? I have a number of different pictures and items on the walls around my study. I have a painting of Timisoara (Romania) that was given to me by all my friends in the EBF Youth and Children’s Committee when I left my role as Chair.…

  • >after three hundred yards, turn right

    > When I worked for the Baptist Union of Great Britain I used my Sat Nav frequently to help me find my way to churches and venues around the country. It was invaluable. Because I know that you can sometimes inadvertently drive faster than the speed limit,especially on unfamiliar roads,  (I do try to keep…