nukelearfishing – the random and occasionally humorous musings of a Baptist Minister who is trying to be a free sample of Jesus and discover God in the ordinary.

(These musings don’t necessarily represent the views of the church I serve)
  • if they made answering machines for blogs…

    Beep. “Hello “This is the blog for Nick Lear known as ‘nukelearfishing’. Thank you for visiting my blog. I am unable to come to the blog at this time, but please read some previous entries and if you feel like it leave a comment after the long beep and I will get back to you as…

  • O God our help as age is passed

    I am now an old geezer. A birthday has taken place that has moved me to a new status in life. It’s not my birthday: it’s the 18th birthday for number one offspring (aka Thomas). That means that I am now a parent of an adult. Eek! I can feel the life and energy draining…

  • grinding away the grot

    Today a very nice man is sorting out some rust on Sally’s car and some damaged paintwork (already there when I bought the car) on my car. I am confident that he will do a good job, but it is a little unnerving having someone take a sanding disc to your car and start making…

  • whinge-o-matic 6000

    Late in the afternoon I finally get around to putting fingers to keyboard to launch yet another bloggage onto the unsuspecting world. Today has been a very mixed day. It started with a pastoral visit / breakfast on the beach at Brightlingsea. Also featuring have been a number of different emails, phone calls and taking…

  • beyond profound

    Do you ever wish you could say something really profound? Something so astonishingly significant that it gets retweeted, forwarded on Facebook and becomes an internet phenomenon? I’d like to do that just once. I don’t think it’s eg0-driven. It’s more the excitement of being the originator of something that resonates with lots of other people.…

  • Now that’s what I call amusing 16

    These are the top jokes at this year’s Edinbugh Festival, based on a public vote on a selection of nominations by TV channel Dave: 1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” 2. Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to…

  • Strangeness

    This is a strange week. Yesterday was my last Sunday at Colchester Baptist Church until December, with Sabbatical Leave about to kick in. So this week there are no sermons or services to prepare for. I need to tie up some loose ends and ensure that I have downloaded as much information as will be…

  • Nothing doing

    Off-blog today and tomorrow while I enjoy some leave and wait patiently for Number 1 Offspring’s A Level Results.

  • Now that’s what I call amusing 15

    Visit this website for some great images in tribute to Mo Farah http://mofarahrunningawayfromthings.tumblr.com/

  • Uncertainty principles

    We are hosting a barbecue tonight. In order to give our potential guests enough warning that they were able to come we had made the invitation at the weekend. The problem is that we live in Britain and it’s summer. There’s no guarantee that the weather will be suitable for barbecues at any given time.…