nukelearfishing

nukelearfishing – the random and occasionally humorous musings of a Baptist Minister who is trying to be a free sample of Jesus and discover God in the ordinary.

(These musings don’t necessarily represent the views of the church I serve)

  • Whether the weather be wet…

    Life is full of contrasts. People around us are experiencing light and darkness, joy and misery, laughter and anguish. Pain and peace. Sometimes these things are experienced by different people we know: sometimes by the same people in the same day. We might say that this is part of what makes life what it is.…

  • now that’s what I call amusing 7

    http://www.reverendfun.com

  • Unique thoughts

    Today is a unique day… just like every other day. I love the sillyness and irrefutable logic of that statement.  It is true that every day is unique, yet the essence of uniqueness demands that there is only one. Sharing that status of being unique seems wrong, yet is so right. Today may involve: telling…

  • trolley joke in honour of new arrival*

    An archaeologist excitedly presented his latest research to a group of peers. He projected a picture of a cave painting showing what looked like a wheelbarrow or trolley, a man, a spade, an ox and the sun and announced: “I conclude from this painting that we have irrefutable evidence that prehistoric man was a farmer…

  • waiting fulfilled

    For those of you who have been waiting patiently for something vaguely coherent to appear on these pages for the past two days: thank you for waiting. For those of you who have been waiting impatiently for something vaguely coherent to appear on these pages for the past two days: I refer you to the…

  • now that’s what I call amusing 6

  • decisions, decisions

    How do you make decisions? Some are relatively simple choices, both of which are equally pleasant – do we go to the beach or the park? We might metaphorically (or literally) flip a coin to decide. Some are more complex, especially where possible outcomes are going to have a negative impact on some people. Do…

  • now that’s what I call amusing 5

    www.savagechickens.com

  • Blessing

    A gaelic blessing Deep peace of the running wave to you. Deep peace of the flowing air to you. Deep peace of the running wave to you. Deep peace of the quiet earth to you. Deep peace of the shining stars to you. Deep peace of the infinite peace to you. And deep peace of…

  • now that’s what I call amusing 4

    From www.frodobooth.com