Category: God
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startling news about God – we are better than him
Ahem* [Loud Fanfare] Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce the amazing, astounding, awesome list of things that we humans are better at than God. Yes, you did read that right. This is the amazing, astounding, awesome list of things that we humans are better at than God. Remembering. God says that if we…
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Much wailing and gnashing of teeth?
Yesterday we arrived back home after a lovely holiday in Lanzarote. Not too much sunburn and lots of relaxing. I highly recommend these holydays. This morning I woke up in my post-holyday bliss and happily tucked into some toast and a cup of coffee. Today I was due to have a tooth extracted under sedation.…
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flash crash
Thunder: God’s way of telling you that you should have brought the washing in a bit earlier. Lightning: God’s way of warning you that he’s about to send you a message that you should have brought the washing in a bit earlier. Thunderbolts and lightning: God’s way of telling you to get ready to start…
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Freshly found fragments from Genesis 6
“Ahem” “Eh? What? Who’s that?!” “Ahem, it’s God.” “Oh. Hello.” “I’d like you to do something for me.” “Of course. Anything. You name it, I’ll do it.” “Wonderful. I would like you to build me a boat.” “A boat? You want to go sailing?” “No. A big boat.” “A big boat. Here, in the desert?”…
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clichéd
Aren’t clichés wonderful? I would like to engage in some blue sky thinking by thinking outside of the box. Perhaps I will fly a kite, or pop some thoughts in my mental microwave and see what goes ‘ping’. It may be safer to let sleeping dogs lie in case I let the cat out of the bag,…
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iblog
I have been wondering about marketing recently and am marvelling at how apple have revolutionised things simply by adding a little letter i in front of their products. Somehow it seems to add a little something to a product, making us think it is new, innovative and exciting. Other companies seem to have cottoned on…
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finding faith
Last night’s Deep Thought at our church was fascinating. ‘Deep Thought’ is the name for an open discussion group where we consider big questions of life, the Universe and everything. It is named after the computer in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that was designed to answer that question and came up with the answer… I…
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many are called but few want to be chosen
I am fascinated by what is happening to the England football team. They seriously underperformed at the recent World Cup and people have said it is because they were too tired. Well lots of the other teams at the World Cup have players who play in the English Premier League and their get up and…
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shudder
One of my favourite cartoon films is Disney’s The Lion King. It may be the last of the great animated cartoons in the classic style (as opposed to computer-generated animation) and has all the right ingredients: great characters voiced wonderfully by great actors; a mixture of humour and pathos; a baddy; love; and catchy songs. I…
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